Your Job.


That moment where your job sucks so much:
-you want to quit
-cry your eyes out
-you can’t smile

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NEW RULE: if its work calling, dont answer the god damn phone

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I hate my job a.k.a. I hate my life

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Family: *insults my weight*
Family: *insults my interests*
Family: *insults my friends*
Family: *insults my music*
Family: *judges me constantly*
Family: you’re being so rude why aren’t you spending time with us

Literally explains my whole life

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fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

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Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

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"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

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i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

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