KeepCalm&ElephantOn

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

dana-kujan:

We share a birthday (5/20), but not a birth year.

This is probably my favorite photo of him right now.

“Elephants have been known to die of broken hearts if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding tears until they starve to death. They refuse all human help.”

“Elephants have been known to die of broken hearts if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding tears until they starve to death. They refuse all human help.”

uoa:

do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that

shutupfour:

Historical photographs held in their modern location. Wow, tragically beautiful.

bunnyfood:

Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview

(via tyleroakley)

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE